Someone is in trouble, it’s either a stupid bridge operator to blame or it’s a stupid ship captain.

Perhaps it’s a rare circumstance when there is an ambulance needing to cross the bridge, but still the bridge operator should know that it would take a ship that size longer to stop and back up than to continue. All I know is someone got in trouble over this one, I’m sure.

Well this stupid guy didn’t think this one through all the way.

. . . He said, ‘ow’ . . .

Yup, if you don’t accurately guess the physics in breaking something looks like glass but isn’t, we aren’t going to say your stupid. It could happen to anyone.

But if you see the brick you just threw, as hard as you could, bounce off this window and knock someone else unconscious (your partner?), and then try it again in exactly the same way, we say that’s officially evidence that you are stupid!

You’ll never guess what happens to this man while he’s dancing. OK, maybe you will, but it’s still pretty funny.

Seriously? What did he think was going to happen? My Dad (RIP) used to say “That’s God weeding out the stupid people”