Every year one of our major new providers here in Amer5ica goes off on an embarrassing tangent. Well it’s embarrassing for us Americans, the news network itself seems to know no shame. We have a holiday, Christmas, that was originally conceived to make people forget about some other religion’s holiday. Well it worked, Christmas became a much loved tradition in our Country. Trouble was that not everyone in America is Christian and these people of other Faiths have other Holidays this time of year. Well there’s that one TV station that seem to feel if you are exactly like us you must be attacking us (cus that’s what we would do!). Therefor there must be a war on Christmas! Here’s to poking fun at that network that’s so screwed up:

Fake War on Christmas