Well these stupid criminals did at least on thing right. They picked the wimpiest town in the world to go steal Jewelery.
Here in America they would have been just literally destroyed, our kids fight harder than this! But here in this town, these two limp wristed scrappers get away with a big old bag of jewelry.
Did you notice no one from the store came out to try and help, they just let these pansies take their stuff!
I got give the guys who did try to stop them a little credit, but seriously, not one of them even punched or tackled these thieves. I think I’ll move to this town, I’ll be the toughest S.O.B. there for sure!